What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
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Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
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Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
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Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
What can I do to deal with disrespectful children?
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
When was the last time you had sex with someone much older than yourself?
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Make Nazis afraid again!
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
I'm British and feel ashamed of the crimes of British colonialism. What should I do?
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
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Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
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Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
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And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!